An insect fell into a mug of beer
his mug away and walks out
the insect out and drinks the beer
the insect and throws the beer away
the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and
gets a new mug of beer...
the Indian for throwing insect into his beer relates
the issue to Kashmir: asks the Chinese for military
aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more
mug of beer.
Rent for Apartment
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend
the night with him for $500. And she did.
Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not
have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment RENT
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realising that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclosed
Enclosed you will find a cheque in the amount of $250 for
the rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount
agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under
the impression that:
1. it had never been occupied
2. that there was plenty of heat
3. that it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasnt any heat and that it was entirely
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned
the cheque for $250 with the following note:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the
heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space. The apartment is indeed of regular
size, but if you dont have enough furniture to fill it,
please dont blame the landlord .
TEACHER, TEACHER, TEACHER!
On a special teacher's day. a kindergarten teacher
was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed
her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said,
"I bet I know what it is...flowers.
"That's right!" said the boy. "But how did you know?" Just
a wild guess, she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The
teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I
bet I can guess what it is... a box of candy.
"That's right!" But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The
teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched
a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is
it wine?" she asked. "No, the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop
of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied. The teacher then said, "I give up,
what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"