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Jokes

DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES :

DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES : Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.



THODA SENSE SERIES :

THODA SENSE SERIES : Jo pyaali mein mazaa woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa gharwaali se kahan.

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '



NONSENSE SERIES :

NONSENSE SERIES : Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Chhapak, Chhapak, glob.... glob... glob...

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?

Maine dekha hai tere chehre pe Khauff....
Maine dekha hai tere chehre pe Khauff....
Fuck Off.

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
( trihathar is on leave )

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe...
kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya.

Gum woh cheez hai...
Gum woh cheez hai...
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.



PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES :

PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES : Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.

Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.



Young Couple

Young Couple An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"



An Instructor

An Instructor An instructor was sitting in his office one afternoon when an attractive, sexy-looking lady knocked on his door. Yes?, he replied, how may I help you? The lady said "I need to talk to you about my grade in your class."
"Come in and have a seat," said the instructor.
Is there anything I can do to get an "A" in your class?
"What do you mean by *anything*," he replied.
She said "Anything!"Anything ?? She said, in her best sultry voice "I mean ANYTHING."
The instructor got up from behind his desk, sat down beside her and whispered in her ear, "Would you study?"
Double Insult.


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