Call him up at
work atleast two times, once to ask him if he had lunch
and second time to tell him that you are desperately waiting
for him at home.
Go through his
closet and sew on the missing buttons of his coats, shirts,
and pants -- then let him find out on his own.
clothes in his closet so that it's as neat as (or neater
Keep a track
of his appointments, assignments and remind him before
Buy his monthly
public transportation pass in advance so he doesn't have
to wait in line once it expires.
Apply your favourite
lipstick and kiss a bunch of post-its and stick them in
his briefcase or folder that he takes to work.
Take over a
chore that he hates doing.
Write "I love
on the kitchen table in grapes, cherries, or whatever
his favourite fruit is -- then leave it there for him
Keep the refrigerator
stocked with his favourite ice cream.
ice cubes in his drinks.
Rent the first
movie you ever saw together, and then watch it with him
while eating the same food you had on your first date
(if you remember what you had on the first date of course).
Bring him breakfast
in bed on a rainy Monday morning. Then coax him to go
to work late or to take a day off.
Make a collage
of the goofiest photos of the two of you. Frame it and
hang it up in your bathroom.
Draw a cute
picture of the two of you with crayons and tape it to
Make him the
meal he loves that you can't stand.
Pick him up
from work one day and take him out for dinner or to see
his favourite movie.
Wear the earrings
he bought you to a family function; show them off and
praise his taste.
Bathe him one
day. Give him manicure and pedicure and also proper body
Do a seductive
dance for him when he's stressed out.
let him win when you are playing a game or sport that
you're better at.
Be nice to his
mother the next time she tries to give you marriage advice,
even if it kills you.
messages on his back with your fingers.
Don't say anything
when he does something "bad" -- like licking cake batter
off the spoon, or raiding the fridge at midnight.
When he asks
you if you think he's gained a few pounds, keep quiet.
Laugh at his
jokes, even if they're not really funny.